House-mates woke to find they had to play being Big Brother Cadets for the weeks shopping task. Zelda was made head cadet and while she may have briefly trained at Sandringham, her drill (the marching around bit) is shocking.
I should know, I was once Private Hole in the British army. True story.
Michelle gave Zelda some diva posing tips and the house did a task passing recycling to each other with funnels on their heads. Patsy was the most animated she’s been all series even with a bowl of food waste wrapped around her face. “You still look good Patsy” said Zelda. “I don’t f***ing care” she replied “I just want towin this task”. Atta girl!
After a pow wow, the sh*t stirring, sorry, Honesty Stick came out. Zelda admitted she enjoys the power the words she uses has on people, Nadia offered Zelda an olive branch and Michelle told Cami Knockers she was concerned about her drinking.
They all agreed it was the best day ever. Hurrah! Harmony!!!
Can’t see it lasting.