Remember when Lindsay Lohan bought that condo in the Sierra Towers apartment building last year? She paid $1.9 million for the three-bedroom, 21/2-bathroom pad on the 27th floor and had every intention of remodeling it, but what with location shoots, nightly rounds of binge drinking, and that near-lengthy stay in rehab, the actress never got around to it and decided instead to sell it for $2,495,000. At least that’s what the reliable old LA Times says, but we think they got the building wrong. The Sierra Towers has only seven floors and with all the amenities a rich young celebrity could ask for, Lohan would never think of selling. Here’s what we found out:

All rooms are air conditioned, have sinks, and telephone jacks, internet access, intercom and share conveniently located community bathrooms. Sierra Towers is equipped with an fitness center and recreation room. The center has a variety of exercise machines and free weights and is open each evening except Friday. A kitchenette (with microwaves), vending machines, a TV room, laundry rooms, secured parking, swimming pool, jacuzzi, and a comfortable and spacious lobby are provided. Sierra Towers has a keyless entry system and a gated parking lot. Sierra Tower’s men worship in either Meier or Angwin Chapel.