Much has been written about Lizzo‘s game-changing mini purse (that’s big enough for perhaaaaaaaps one Xanax). It was part of a custom Valentino ensemble, and described by the singer as “big enough for my fucks to give.” Well, OK. Do you love it? Loathe it? Want it but wonder where you’d put your cell phone? All of the above? Me, too.
There’s no denying that Shawn Mendes is a handsome man, and as such can pull off just about any look his stylist wants to put him in. An open-collared shirt that exposes just a bit of his hairy chesticles is fun, as is the gentle whoosh of his hair, and soupçon of blush/hint of gloss. Once we get to the man-jewels though, I start to roll my eyes. A hundred thousand dollars worth of diamonds? On a barely twenty-something year old? Vulgar, vulgar, vulgar. And pairing it with plebeian dog tags? I’m not here for this. And don’t get me started on Camila‘s ugly-ass gown that looks like blanched seaweed. No, no, no. I’m tired of her prom fashions, she needs to up her game.
Little Nas X is adorable and I love his nutty fashion risks that cause rappers and Country Music fans alike to clutch their collective pearls. This is no different. Lime green, aggro-shouldered, double-breasted and bolero-styled with wildly pleated pants and a sequin zebra shirt with matching gloves…. it’s truly a sight to behold. Giving this ten thumbs up.
Now, if I gave Little Nas X a pass, shouldn’t I be just as gracious to Post Malone and HIS nutty little looks? Maaaaaaaybe. But only because I have a weird crush on him and want to bathe him and moisturize him and force him to wear deodorant then take him to meet my dad, HA!, just to watch his reaction.
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