Well, she’s not dead. She’s not dying. And she doesn’t have, um, Alzheimer’s. “Oh, come on, do I look like I’m dying?” 74-year-old Dame Elizabeth Taylor asked Larry King last night from her wheelchair (scoliosis, back pain). “Do I look like or sound like I have Alzheimer’s?” No, she doesn’t. So how did all that talk start? She blames the press. “I think they’re trying to sell magazines and the only way they can do it is by being dirty…They like filth. And if they want to hear that I’m dead, sorry, folks, I’m not. And I don’t plan on it.” Now, that’s a story.