“Let the liner seductively slide out of its pink cigar tube,” says Dianne Brill of her Lip Liner Duo from her Lip Lingerie collection (“a negligee of color for your lips”). “Dip the contoured brush side into your favorite Lip Lingerie Lip Gloss. With the liner side, pucker up and line. Apply in public. Make it a performance to remember!” Oh, Dianne! Why, it’s just like being back at Danceteria with the It Girl herself.

The copy accompanying Brill’s cosmetics on abeautifullife.net says “the playful, sophisticated packaging, and humectant and anti-oxidant rich formulations are perfect for anytime, anywhere!” We’re not anti-oxident but we are pro Dianne’s cunningly named lip colors: French Cut Panties, 36-24-36, Lace Up Bustier, Satin Sash, Velvet Corset. Who even cares what colors they turn out to be!