So Lindsay Lohan taped her much-hyped 2 Broke Girls appearance, and by all accounts it was as big a train wreck as you would imagine.
“[We, the audience members] are very familiar with every single one of Lindsay Lohan’s lines and can repeat them all verbatim to you because we heard them so many times last night. There is not a member of the audience who couldn’t do a better job than Lindsay Lohan did last night.”
Via Star Pulse: “Lindsay had a lot of trouble stringing together the various permutations required… the lines were reduced and reduced. There was no point in trying to get it all right because it was not going to happen.” According to the audience member, producers even began changing Lindsay’s lines to make it easier for her.
The post added: “Lips so plumped out she couldn’t really get them open because of her Botox which also caused her to have trouble pronouncing certain words. Of course she won’t be able to pronounce anything if she keeps smoking because her voice is rapidly disappearing into some type of screaming smoking raspy hell hole.”
“There was a scene later on in the show that required Lindsay to say the words Hawaii and Bahamas in succession. She couldn’t move her Botoxed muscles enough to get that combination down without pausing between each.”
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