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Lindsay: Fully Loaded

By WOW Staff on November 19, 2006 6:30 pm

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This product’s been buzzed about since February and now it’s finally available. “One of the freshest and most popular teen faces on the celebrity circuit,” Lindsay Lohan is now a doll. The My Scene Goes Hollywood Lindsay Lohan Doll from Mattel (“It’s swell!”) shows her “fashion forward sense of style” and expressive personality with a fur-trimmed coat, under which she goes “commando.” The 12-inch Lindsay, which features a detachable Velcro “firecrotch” and self-mutilation scars on the arms and wrists (so sad!), also comes with a handbag full of unread letters from the head of her studio, water bottle filled with vodka, and vials of blow*. Just like the real Lindsay, she says “Cunt!” if you remove her from her director’s chair (included) to shoot a scene. Also available from Mattel is Lindsay’s deluxe SUV party limo with all the extras: factory air, hot tub, full wet bar, blackout windows, nasal spray, and damaged front and rear ends. Currently, none of the other celebrity Mattel dolls are compatible with the Lindsay Lohan model. Ages 6 -12.

*Blow sold separately.


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