Last weekend in Miami Beach, a 3,400-pound lifeguard truck rolled over the head of a sunbather after missing her companion and crushing an ice chest. Jillian Gonzalez, 19, had her head and shoulder squashed into the sand by the truck but lived. Apparently a talker, she stood up and started yakking: “I couldn’t see it but I knew it was a tire and I could feel the indentations in the tire, and I knew I was being run over,” she said. “And I told him to call 911 and that something in my face was broken and I needed to get to a hospital.” Surprisingly, it’s the second time such an accident has happened. You’d think it would happen more often.
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