A lifeguard published an embarrassing email from his boss, saying what was bulging in his suit was causing others at the pool some angst.
“We have received a few complaints in the past few weeks from a few members about your attire.
I’m not sure the most prudent way I can put this, but a few parents have complained about how visible your anatomy is in your suit.
Now, please understand that this is not an issue for me, and none of the other guards have indicated this is a problem for them.”
The manager says maybe the best-case scenario to rectify the situation would be a new suit.
“The possibility I see at this point is offering you the board shorts instead.”
I would have told him that me and my (huge) penis are a package deal. Take it or leave it. (via Attitude)