Tranny lip synch. Uh huh. Went to London’s Bistroteque for its infamous weekly competition the other night, hosted by the incomparable Jonny Woo, of Night of 1000 Jay Astons fame, and, um, gay speed bingo. Took the camera down for a sneaky backstage preview of just how those gorgeous gals put themselves, ahem, together. OK, so some of them didn’t know the words, but are you going to argue with a six-foot tranny dressed as Little Bo Peep? One that does the splits? Didn’t think so.
– Cat McShane