Patrick Schwarzenegger is gay. You didn’t know? Oh, yeah. Totally. And just like that, it’s out there. It started when this gif from the VMAs started going around Tumblr. It shows Jay Z sipping his G&T and completely blanking Chris Brown’s performance (which is fabulous, btw. Kudos to him for THAT). But Poison Paradise points out that directly behind Kanye’s ass is Patrick Schwarzenegger with “a sexually questionable looking guy.” HA! His friend, WHO IS A BOY, AND THEREFORE A BOYFRIEND, has gay-face! Patrick and his nelly little boyfriend sitting in a tree! Whether or not Patrick is gay isn’t the point. Having a gay rumor about you on the internet, though, is FANTASTIC for your career. It means that the homos are fantasizing about you, which means you’ve been vetted, which means you are on your way to ultra-mega-superstardom. Just ask Taylor Lautner, Zac Efron, and Joe Jonas. So let the gay rumors BEGIN! You can thank me with a kiss later, Patrick.