Chaz is having some difficulty with his knees. And by “difficulty” I mean they’re making an ominous crunching sound which is freaking everybody out. Also: He’s in excruciating pain. He’s been to the doctor and has been rubbing some ointment on his joints that (he hopes) will decrease the swelling, but his partner Lacey still feels it might be best to tone down some of the more energetic elements of the quickstep they’ve been working on. Will that decision cost them points?
Meanwhile, the other contestant we care about, Rob Kardashian’s Ass, is having some body issues. My issue is that they haven’t put his body in spandex tights yet, but he’s just feeling insecure. Poor baby. Both Rob Kardashian’s Ass and Chaz are potentially on the line tonight. Let’s make sure they stay in the game. Call or text to keep them on the show.