The Guardian reports that a species of fish called the Sarpa Salpa, which is rare to our waters, has been caught in the English Channel.
Dull news? NO!
The Sarpa Salpa is interesting, as eating the fish can cause LSD-like hallucinations that can last up to two freakin’ days. Bestest fish ever! The hallucinatory properties are believed to come from plankton eaten by the fish, who then passes the savings straight to you the consumer.
Find Nemo, or the meaning of life… the choice is yours.