When Leo and Clint Eastwood sat down to talk about their upcoming biopic of J Edgar Hoover, conversation turned to gay marriage.

Clint: “These people who are making a big deal about gay marriage? I don’t give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We’re making a big deal out of things we shouldn’t be making a deal out of … Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.”

Leo: “That’s the most infuriating thing – watching people focus on these things. Meanwhile, there’s the onset of global warming and these incredibly scary and menacing things with the future of our economy.”

Well said. Except, when arguing with right wingers about gay marriage, you might not want to use the threat of global warming in your justification. Just sayin’.