On the preview last night for next week’s Desperate Housewives, we had a glimpse of Gabrielle and Carlos Solis’ new gardener, played by Ryan Carnes (left), who was a star of Q Allan Brocka’s film Eating Out. Brocka was a codirector on WOW’s Porno Valley series in London, and is working on WOW’s K-11, in development for Court TV.

Anyway, according to Towleroad, the Desperate Housewives producers have more in store for Carnes than simply tending bush on Wisteria Lane. Rumor has it he’s the one who will be discovered kissing Andrew van de Kamp in an upcoming episode, Andrew being Bree’s unremorseful hit-and-run-driver son, of course. And Towleroad asks, “Is that the last we’ve seen of Jesse Metcalfe? I hope not.”