Perhaps that three-year-old dog that escaped its cage at LAX after the Westminster Dog Show in New York had interpreted Devo’s “Whip It” as “Whippet” and took to heart the lyric “Give the past the slip” and skedaddled across the airport tarmac, eschewing the past to seek its future. That was over a week ago and Vivi, as C’est La Vie is known to her intimates, still has not been seen or found. But the good news is that the award-winning pup’s co-owner Paul Lepiane has employed not one but 12 psychics to guide the 100 volunteers involved in the search and competing for the $5,000 reward. “They are telling us that she is alive and they are telling us she is warm,” said a friend close to the participants. “They are saying she’s in a building – but there are hundreds of buildings.” So they are telling them nothing. (We hope, though, that they are not telling them of the report posted on Popbitch that Vivi was drowned in a puddle near the airport, weighed down by her sodden designer wool coat.) Ah, but turds speak volumes. Lepiane said dog “droppings” consistent with Vivi’s were discovered behind an airport cargo building.
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