We don’t worry anymore about putting on a little extra weight (OK, we mean taking extra weight off). James Gandolfini’s wheezing, lumbering behemoth Tony Soprano does pretty well in the sack at – what – 400 pounds? He adds a whole different meaning to “fat chance” when it comes to getting lucky. Inexplicably, the babes are literally dying to sleep with the mafioso. And Gandolfini doesn’t do so bad in other roles either. Here he is getting laid by a screaming, potty-mouthed Kate Winslet in a film called Romance & Cigarettes currently screening in Britain. Here’s a clip, but keep the volume down if you’ve got company.