Having been off air for a couple of days, British Intelligence was looking forward to a triumphant return, determined to dazzle you with stories of eccentricity and humour.
But the UK is a bit miserable right now. Crime is up. Were all reeling from your election. (What were you thinking!) Its raining.
So today I bring you a tale from Thailand, land of smiles. Sky News is carrying pictures from the recent Miss International Queen Contest. The winners gorgeous, isn’t she? Well, yes and no gorgeous, yes, she, no. And you thought Demi Moores surgeon was good.
[Ed. note: It’s raining? In England?]