Young Piet Arion dreamed a dream that HE could sing “I Dreamed a Dream” in the original register. “The song is usually sung by a woman, but I am sure that these emotions also men can have,” he writes in his charming broken English. “It is not only a ‘girl song’ you know. My wish was to do a song that maybe can move somebody, coz I know the feeling, when there is only emptyness [sic] inside of you.” Aww. Now, I know YOU, dear reader, and I know that you will probably not watch a 4:37 video of a boy singing “I Dreamed a Dream.” So just skip ahead to the 3:30 mark for the vocal gymnastics, but first, for God’s sake, make sure there are no dogs or small children in the room, and remove any glassware in the vicinity, then wait for it… wait for it… and THERE IT IS! Oh dear. Is that blood coming from your ears?