From the current issue of In Touch Weekly. I hate to admit it, but I’ve sort of been crushing on the big lug lately. I accidentally watched a 4-hour Kardashian marathon over the weekend, and when he rolled his eyes over Kim losing her $75,000 diamond earrings in the ocean, I just wanted to hug him. I mean: WHY WAS SHE EVEN WEARING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE? Ridiculous! You can’t wear diamonds in the ocean! SHARKS ARE ATTRACTED TO SHINY JEWELRY!  Also: THEY’RE $75,000 EARRINGS! Anyway, he was an absolute doll during that whole Bora-Bora vacation and now I love him and if he wants to touch himself when the paparazzi are around, I am totally down with that. (via Boy Culture)