More jokes and riddles from “The Kids’ Reading Room” section of the LA Times.
What is faster–heat or cold? Heat, because you can catch cold. (Albert, 11)
What did the pig say when he burned his skin? I need some oinkment. (Alissa, 10)
How do you let the cat out of the bag? You open it. (Nicole, age unknown)
What vampire whines a lot? Pout Dracula. (Esther, 9)