The Arctic Monkeys kicked Pete Doherty and Kate Moss out of their side-of-the-stage VIP viewing area at the Glastonbury festival in Pilton, England, not wanting to be associated with the “riff-raff” couple, who ended up getting drunk at the backstage bar. Later on, a jealous Doherty kicked Midlands band the Klaxons away from the Babyshambles van when they stopped by because they’d heard Moss – who kept asking friends, “Is my face straight?” – was a fan. And then Doherty and Moss kicked Babyshambles out of the van so they could get in a bit of shagging – or something. Doherty’s mother Jacqui, who was at the festival to see her son’s band perform, said he will not be kicking drugs anytime soon. “He will have to hit rock bottom before he can rise up again,” she said, apparently without irony. (The Sun; photo via Lycos)