The just-launched official David Beckham website, davidbeckham.com, featuring a blog purportedly written by Becks himself, is unfathomably dull. By comparison, it makes Posh’s dvbstyle.com seem fascinating, which it isn’t. In his blog, he promises to keep the world updated on “everything that’s happening whilst I am playing in the States.” But he should probably leave the 24/7 coverage of his every move to the professionals and just play football.