I’ve been trying to get someone to take a photo of me snorting coke off a CD case for months now, but even my work ethic might balk at fronting 14 whole campaigns this autumn. Now Kate Moss is designing (ahem) a range of clothes for Topshop. She’s here with Philip Green, its owner and daddy of the high street. Today my shoes are the only items I’m wearing that didn’t originally belong to him. Meanwhile, her yearly earnings are now in the region of £30 million. That should pay for cabs to and from Pete Docherty’s rehab. They were caught getting up to naughty stuff on the lawn you know.
– Cat McShane