We found this photo of Karl Lagerfeld in full male-menopause regalia on Perez Hilton today with some of the designer’s opinions on current celebrities, excerpted from the September ish of Harper’s Bazaar. Sadly, a man who dresses like an old fop from the 18th century should be able to dazzle us with pronouncements more witheringly witty than “They don’t have a strong enough image; they still have to make the movie that everybody remembers” about the Olsen Twins, and “Ecch, I’m not that impressed” about Jessica Simpson. The kids deserve more insightful bashings. He’s no Oscar Wilde. Get Bruce!