15-year-old tween mega-sensation Justin Bieber (don’t look at me, I don’t get it either) raps to Eminem’s “Lose Yourself” at the opening of his Detroit concert. “Had to pay respect to that guy from 8 Mile,” Bieber tweeted. “Eminem is a beast.”Sigh. Whatever happened to the good old days when we had REAL tween stars, like Aaron Carter and Jesse McCartney? They had FACES back then. This Bieber kid is just boy-bangs on a stick. And he looks like a lesbian to me. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I love lesbians. I’ll shut up now. (via Tabloid Prodigy)