Good old science, once again it’s proving itself to be useful…
Sina Zarrintan, a neurologist from the unlikely Tabriz Medical University in Iran of all places, has suggested that good old fashioned masturbation might help men to alleviate the symptoms of hayfever.
It’s to do with the nose and nads both being connected to something called “the sympathetic nervous system”, I’m not sure how it works, but in truth, who really cares?
The article in New Scientist however states that he has not put his theory through clinical trials yet. I’m loving the idea of an ad placed in the orthodox Iranian papers trying to recruit a pack of snot-nosed wankers.
That’s a science stabbing.
So basically, it’s coming from one end or the other, the choice is yours. All I know, is that either way, we’re gonna need more Kleenex.