Seeing as its Christmas, and we are (Im told) supposed to be all cheerful and giving, I thought that I should share with you a small tale that was recounted to me this weekend.
I guarantee that it will make your day and I swear that every detail of this story is true.
My good friend Kevin was driving the week before last through Londons most upper class address, Mayfairs Berkeley Square. Unfortunately, Kevin was feeling rather unwell the result of an overly rich meal.
As one should under the circumstances, he pulled over. After he had stopped, he opened the door, leaned out and put a handkerchief to his mouth hoping that, given a few minutes, the feeling would pass.
At that point, a traffic warden appeared and told him, in no uncertain terms, that he was not permitted to stop there. Kevin politely explained that he had come over rather unwell and that, in a few minutes, he would move on.
Any reasonable man would have seen that he was genuinely sick, and said something along the lines of “no problem, take your time.” But not this traffic warden. He approached the car, pen and ticket pad in hand, and began writing.
With that, the inevitable happened. Ill leave the details to your imagination, but suffice it to say it was projectile, and went all over the warden, who actually ran away in shock.
So you see, at Christmas, the Heavens are watching, and miraculous blessings do happen.
There are lots of security cameras in that part of town, and WOW London is assisting Kevin in his search for CCTV footage of the event. If we find it, well post it right here.
– Barry Shaverin