Before we say anything about anything in this week’s “Jon & John’s Extra Lap Recap,” OMG this episode of RuPaul’s Drag Race was devastating! SPOILER ALERTS are going to come fast and furious… So GIRD YOUR HELLO KITTY-CLAD LOINS! (And watch the full episode first at LogoTV.com.) We’re down to a Top 4 and dammit if that wasn’t a brutally bad-ass lip-sync! Also this week, Santino Rice returned and the queens had one of their best creative design challenges all season! WATCH!

SO… Yes. The shenanigans began with a puppet bitchfest, and then the real honest-to-puss Hello Kitty slinked into the workroom and the ki-ki really began. Then came Santino and flirting and giant heads and two runway looks and THE MOST EPIC LIP-SYNC FOR YOUR LIFE OF THE ENTIRE SEASON!!!!

AND… the end results are gonna be talked about, to say the least. Sound off in the YouTube comments of the Recap and tell us about it! Does this change your dream for the Top 3? Whattya think????

Pics below… just because we have no words left.

Santino returns!!!! And he really opens up in the workroom (when he’s not behind an umbrella).

Who’s giving good big head this week? WHO ISN’T?

OK, so Katya’s Hello Kitty couture may have been a jumble, but we lived for her slaggy Russian BFF character! Hello, Katya!

MEOW! We want to curl up with Pearl’s kitty couture!

AND FINALLY.. SPOILER PIC BELOW!!!!