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#JohnPollySays: Gays Ruin Everything

By John Polly on September 15, 2013 7:59 pm

Ok, call me a grump. But if one more shockingly sweet marriage proposal involving fresh-faced gays, their dancing friends and parents, and flashmobby PDA crops up on YouTube, I’m going to move underground. Or maybe just stop trolling YouTube. But for reals… Finding someone appropriate to date is already a monumental challenge, choreographing a public hoedown of love and hiring a camera crew to document it is more than I can get my grumpy gay-old-maid head around.

So STOP IT GAYS!!!! Stop raising the bar! I’m excited about gay marriage, too but… ONE THING AT A TIME, please.

In other news, Virginia Woolf joins the cast of Downton Abbey?  Fun. But I hope O’Brien doesn’t finish her off before she can pen Mrs. Dalloway. I looooooove that book. Which reminds me, I should go buy some lovely flowers for the party to celebrate my own wedding engagement THAT I’LL NEVER HAVE.

 

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