Do you hate New Year’s Eve? Do you loathe standing in a room full of drunks, making awkward conversation with strangers? Whether you’ve been invited to a strip club, house party, or “girls’ night out” this New Year’s Eve, John Oliver has excuses ready to help you get out of your social commitments.
“New Year’s Eve is like the death of a pet,” he says. “You know it’s going to happen, but somehow you’re never really prepared for how truly awful it is.” (via The DW)