I am now more in love with Joe Jonas, who for years won all the attention being the “prettiest” of the Jo Bros, because he is posing with a Pekingese (my favorite breed of dog). I know it should be because he too had to release a topless Instagram shot but, trust me, it’s because of the dog. Nick does it so much more for me in the end and, yes, I realize how much a dirty  older woman that makes me. Sidebar: Lots of boys in the background, spook the towel-laden one on the phone. Just sayin’.