Martin Short gave Jimmy Fallon his teeth back last night as his the Hollywood interviewer, Jiminy Glick.
He introduced Trump as a former reality star, bankrupt casino owner” but he could barely get out the words, “the 45th president of the United States…”
“Now your first hundred days, would you say it’s a complete embarrassment or a total failure?”
And…
“If Mike Pence is against gay people, why does he walk around with a stick up his ass?”
No time for answers, Short just plowed the through the bit, cramming in as many insults as he could.
“It’s now been 100 days… since you’ve seen Melania. Where is she? Where does she go?
My God, you’re a handsome man, not many people can pull off a mouth that looks like a cat’s butthole as it walks away from you.”
He asks why Trump squints so much..?
“Is it because you don’t see what you’re doing to the country?”
Watch.
(T/Y Alan: via The Daily Beast)
