In a Black Book interview with casting director extraordinaire (and wowlebrity) Doron Orfir, he revealed that he’s currently casting the third season of Jersey Shore, which will feature AN ENTIRELY NEW CAST! Huh? “That’s like replacing the cast of Friends,” hrumphed my colleague, Stephen. And it’s true! I mean, you all remember what happened when they replaced the Dukes of Hazard with their look-alike cousins, Coy and Vance, right? IT WAS A DISASTER! Don’t let it happen again! NOT TWICE IN MY LIFETIME! No reason for the switcheroo was given, but we’re sure as hell giving Doron a call tonight. (via BlackBook and TV Week, t/y Fenton)
