Jeremiah, lovely, lovely Jeremiah with the great WHOOSHING wall of hair, was let go from Rachel Zoe Inc on last night’s episode of The Rachel Zoe Project because, he was told, there was nothing for him to do. Never mind the fact that it’s a REALITY SHOW and doing nothing is AN ART FORM on reality shows and, really, if you get down to it, Princess Joey does nothing except wear sunglasses indoors and echo whatever Rachel says, and they act like he’s INDISPENSABLE (don’t get me started). I mean, my GOD, Jeremiah was a DECORATING GENIUS, surely they could have put him to SOME USE. Or at least paid him to look pretty and wear his little Amish hat and show his HEavage. Never mind the fact that he was THE ONLY TELEGENIC PERSON ON THE SHOW (Rodger, cut those God damn Bieber bangs, you’re a forty-fucking-year-old man). I’m not THAT worried, though. I have a sneaky feeling he’s going to be OK. In fact, I’m going to go so far as to say he’s THE NEXT NATE BERKUS. NATE 2.0! Younger, cuter, hipper, not quite so down-market. Yeah, he’ll be fine. Come to World of Wonder, darling. I got your pitch meeting right here. Pitch THIS, you know what I’m sayin’?