Jake Gyllenhaal’s new girlfriend, Gretchen Bleiler, is actually very pretty, never mind the photo the jealous spinsters at Us Weekly threw up. We have limited access to images of the Olympic snowboarder from Ohio, yet with a little searching we managed to find two where she didn’t look like Helen Hunt. Apparently, it’s as serious as two 25-year-olds can be at 25, and Bleiler’s moving to Hollywood from Snowmass Village, Colorado, to be near her idol boyfriend. We hope he told her there’s no snow here.