Ugh. I hate myself for not hating this as much as I should. You KNOW how I loathe the Smith family. You KNOW I think Jaden and Willow are insufferably smug celebuspawn and maddeningly entitled little fucktards and just THE WORST OF THE WORST of what’s wrong with the world. And yet. And yet. Here I am thinking Jaden might be growing up to be… kind of cool? Tell me I’m wrong. Berate me for my fickle ways. Tell me I’m an idiot for allowing myself to be pulled in by his sleepy drawl and cocky half-smile. You know, I remember falling hard for his dad back in the day. In the very beginning, circa “Parents Just Don’t Understand” and “Girls Ain’t Nothin but Trouble.” Before he got all self-satisfied and jiggy with it. So… maybe we should give Jayden a few years of being liked before we turn on him? I don’t know. What do you think? Is the song OK or am I just being generous?