Picture it, Miami 2020… The Golden Girlz IN QUARANTINE? Say it isn’t so! Dorothy (Jackie Beat) & Blanche (Sherry Vine) face time – AND FaceTime – in the house, wondering where Rose (Alaska Thunderfuck) has disappeared to. The self-isolating seniors are going banana leaves, but at least they have each other! (Produced & Edited by Kaino Keef)
And below, a bonus from Jackie, Sherry, and Alaska:
“Don’t fuck with me fellas! This isn’t my first time at The Quarantine.” Yes, it’s the 1981 camp classic – the mother of all movies – but with a terrifying, timely twist. Re-Runs In Pantyhose proudly presents MOMMIE DEAREST: IN QUARANTINE! Starring JackieBeat as Joan Crawford, SherryVine as her annoying adopted daughter, Christina, and introducing Alaska Thunderfuck as Barbara “Please!” Bennett. Written by Jackie Beat, Edited by Sherry Vine. VERY SPECIAL THANKS to Kain O’keefe for finding the time in your busy schedule to add your unrivaled “laugh track magic!”
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