True story: A woman walks into a bar, eats calamari, and becomes pregnant in the mouth. Yes. You read correctly, pregnant in the mouth. This madness happened in South Korea, where the woman was eating the cooked squid and felt a sharp pain in her mouth. She felt something a few days later and when she went to the doctor, he examined her and found baby cephalopods attached to her mouth. They were small pods, covered in a cement-like material to make them stick. Inside the pods were “ejaculatory apparatus” and sperm – with the apparatus forcefully expelling the sperm. She did not swallow it, but spat it out immediately. I feel sorry for her husband. It’s a good thing she didn’t catch calamaridia.