• Robbie Williams is irritating
• Music videos should be banned
• Viewers who vote for music awards are fucking idiots
• He’d really like to shovel pigshit through the mailbox of a journalist who made a rude remark about Liz Hurley’s baby
• And finally this crowning glimpse of the obvious: “I’m 57 for fuck’s sake, I’m no Britney Spears”
Elton says he’s raging now both because during the AIDS epidemic he remained silent and because George Bush is president. Elton’s outbursts make an easy target, but maybe he’s got a political future. These days it’s easy for Mr Entertainment to become an Editor or even a Governor. So perhaps when Arnold Schwarzenegger is in the White House he’ll have girlie-man Elton as Prime Minister to be in a special relationship with. They have a lot in common; they’re both 57 and neither one is Britney Spears.
– Fenton Bailey