It’s Birthday, Bitch

Simon Reynolds
Atticus Shaffer, 14
Paul Dano, 28
Zoe Saldana, 34
Mia Maestro, 34
Rebecca Loos, 35
Hugh Dancy, 37
Poppy Montgomery, 37
Robin Tunney, 40
Lara Spencer, 43
Mia Sara, 45
Sadie Frost, 47
Paula Abdul, 50
Kathleen Turner, 58
Ann Wilson, 62
Phylicia Rashad, 64
Salman Rushdie, 65
Gena Rowlands, 82