Karl Rove is whispering sweet nothings into the president’s ear in New Orleans; meanwhile, his car has been punked in DC. As a kind of goodbye gesture, White House pranksters wrapped his Jaguar in Saran Wrap, plastered an “I (heart) Barack Obama” sticker on the passenger-side windshield, covered the other windows with Post-It notes spelling “KING KARL,” propped a stuffed elephant on the hood, and mounted two stuffed eagles on the trunk. Rove’s Jag is parked on a private driveway next to the West Wing. To complete the project, somebody should run over right now and stick a “You Park Like an Asshole” flyer under one of the windshield wipers. (The Politico via Drudge; AP photo)