Drunken Stepfather has the brand-new nude Playboy photos of the most downloaded woman on Internet, Cindy Margolis, on his site today, which he got from his friend Rob, who rocks. “I am 100 percent sure I am the first person on the Internet with these,” stepfather Jesus says, “and that makes me better than you.” We’re not arguing. We’re looking. Here’s the emergency link in case the magazine makes him take them down.