It’s hard to tell which Giuliani scandal is the most batshit: The leaky face? The farts on national TV? The hand down his pants in the Borat movie? The wild-eyed FOX appearances? Or possibly trying to destroy democracy as we know it?

Thankfully, Randy Rainbow has a new song that covers all of them and more. Sung to the tune of “Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer,” of course.

Rudolph the leaky lawyer / had a very slimy face
and to the law profession / he was, well, a big disgrace 
lots of confused New Yorkers / found that they were incorrect
They thought their former mayor / had a little self-respect
Then one night two years ago, Donald called to say
Rudy with your Rogained roots, help me hide my prostitutes.