David Hasselhoff, seen here attempting to pat his head and rub his belly at the same time, recently sliced four tendons and an artery in his right arm in a face-shaving routine gone horribly wrong in a London hotel. That’s true. What’s not true, he says, are the reports that he was escorted out of the All England Club, which presents the Wimbledon championships, because he was drunk. “The tabloids make so much stuff up. I don’t drink anymore.” Next, he’s giving up judging. Hasselhoff took the job on America’s Got Talent because his friend Simon Cowell (makes sense) conned him into it, saying “Here’s a lot of money, it’s like The Gong Show.” “But I don’t know,” he says. “It’s not my cup of tea.” He signed on for one season but doubts he’ll stay for another one. Please God, don’t let there be another one. (Fox) (CBS News)