• Mickey Rourke and Courtney Love have been secretly dating for three weeks. Nip and Tuck.

• Did ex-Met Roberto Alomar really have unprotected sex with his girlfriend, even though he has full-blown AIDS? Not cool!

• Looks like Slim Shady‘s back. 

• Kenny Chesney says he’s slept with 100 women who’ll tell you he’s not gay. OK, but what about those 100 men who’ll tell you he is?

• Have you received your invitation yet to the invite-only Oscars after-party at Guy Oseary‘s house, hosted by Madonna and Demi Moore?

• According to Sheryl Crow, the party for Jennifer Aniston‘s 40th birthday was “a lot of fun.” That’s so sad. We hear her present to Jennifer was a whole roll of toilet paper.

• How about Kevin James, Chris Rock, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider, and David Spade all in the same movie? Would you like that? Could happen.

• The handful of people in Sri Lanka who know who Maya Arulpragasam aka MIA is say she’s an apologist for the separatist Tamil Tiger rebels fighting in the country’s long-running civil war. That must explain “Paper Planes.”