• Jason Segel and serial dater Drew Barrymore were spotted “kissing and touching each other” at a karaoke bar in Los Angeles.

• Paris Hilton has white powder delivered to her house. 

• The city finally sleeps. Whitney Port‘s The Hills spinoff, The City, premieres tonight. Where’s she living in Manhattan? “In either midtown or the Gramercy area,” she says. “I don’t really know, to be perfectly honest. I’m in a tall building, way up high.” Make that Duh City. 

• It’s thought that J Lo and Marc will wait until after Valentine’s Day to split.

• David Beckham scares the piss out of Ed Westwick.  

• Heather Mills‘ demand for naked spray tans at home has led to the nanny suing for “sex discrimination and intimidation.”

• Oh he did Diddy?  The name-shifting Sean Combs offered NYC a charitable million bucks to paint its Times Square New Year’s Eve ball the color purple to promote his grape-based Ciroc vodka.