• Taylor Lautner is “uncomfortable” with all the fuss his bitchin’ new bod is causing. (I’m Not Obsessed)

• American Idol alum Justin Guarini married a high school friend on Saturday night in Doylestown, Pennsylvania. (Aceshowbiz)

• Spencer and Heidi Pratt adopt another puppy, name of Inky. (Peeps)

• No casualties from the F-bomb. NBC and Saturday Night Live say they will not fire brand-new cast member Jenny Slate for inadvertently saying “fuckin'” during a sketch. (Radar)

• Long-in-the-tooth stars of ’90s sitcom Friends want to reteam for a feature film. Set in a retirement home? (Daily Mail)

• Gotcha! Director Roman Polanski arrived in Switzerland to receive a lifetime achievement award from the Zurich film festival and was arrested at the airport for that rape charge 32 years ago in LA. (omg!)

• Celebrity biographer Randy Taraborrelli tells Hello! mag that Madonna, 51, could marry Jesus Luz, 22, before the year is up. (Mail)

• Raqueteer Roger Federer gets the stamp of approval from Austria. (AFP)