• There’s an arrest warrant out for celebrity grifters Randy Quaid and his wife Evi, who are each wanted on three counts of felony burglary for skipping out on $10,000-worth of hotel charges. Mostly minibar, we assume.
• UPDATE: This just in. Randy and Evi Quaid have been arrested in Marfa, Texas, after a struggle. A screaming Evi had to be wrestled to the ground.
• Jessica Biel will be accompanying bf Justin Timberlake on his climb to the top of Kilimanjaro in the name of clean water.
• Jennifer Aniston had to take a few minutes to compose her tearful self on the set of her movie The Bounty because the scene she was about to shoot was similar to a situation she’d had with Brad.
• This time around, Renée Zellweger‘s wearing a fat suit!
• Jennifer Morrison is leaving House per a creative decision made by the producers.
• Two days ago she was a where-are-they-now nobody; today Mackenzie Phillips is suddenly a hot “get” thanks to her affair with Dad. She’ll return to Oprah tomorrow, via satellite, and swap stories with half-sister Chynna.
• And speaking of tell-all memoirs, Saved by the Bell‘s Screech, Dustin Diamond, is revealing in his book that sex, pot, steroids, and more sex were on the curriculum in the high-school sitcom and its spinoff. Mark-Paul Gosselaar dismisses the stories. “We weren’t in rehab and Mr Belding wasn’t my crack dealer,” he says, begging the question, Then who was?
• David Cronenberg is planning to follow his opera The Fly with a remake of his 1986 movie The Fly, which was a remake of the 1958 classic The Fly.
• Lindsay Lohan has been selected to host a three-day music gig in Singapore after Nicole Scherzinger dropped out.
• A lot of emphasis will be put on the obedience portion of the “love, honor, and obey” trio of promises in the ceremony when True Blood‘s true couple, Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer get married. Moyer’s border collie will be the ringbearer, he says.
