• Nanny Stephanie Santoro says the sex with Jon Gosselin “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had,” but she had it nine times nonetheless.

• Adam Shankman will become a permanent judge on So You Think You Can Dance. 

• Dear old Burt Reynolds, finding himself addicted to painkillers, can now be found in rehab. 

• OMG, so many babies! Leelee Sobieski is expecting; AI‘s Bo Bice has one on the way; Jenna Elfman is preggers with her second; and Samantha Burke is asking for the big money to show pictures of that baby she had with Jude Law.

• Megan Fox has threatened to stab Brian Austin Green or shoot him in the leg. And he’s her boyfriend.

• Vince Chase’s mother Mercedes Ruehl sent a motorcyclist to the hospital in Southampton after she struck him with her Subaru. 

• Jessica Simpson has experts on the tail of her lost dog Daisy, who was last seen being spirited away by a coyote. Hope springs eternal.

• The Philadelphia Eagles star receiver Hank Baskett is out of work now that he’s been replaced by the returning Michael Vick. 

• Muse could be the first Brit band to write a James Bond song since Duran Duran‘s “A View to a Kill” in 1985.

• Tom DeLay is this season’s first victim of Dancing With the Stars‘ famously haunted dance floor. 

• George Clooney says he’d “rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.”